Critical Incident Response

We diagnose first. The fix is a separate quote.

Sometimes your IT person is on holiday. Sometimes you’ve never had real IT. Sometimes the freelancer you usually call can’t help. We fill that gap, transparently.

15 min to a senior engineer on a triage call

We diagnose before we promise anything

We will not quote a fix for an issue we have not seen. The first engagement is paid investigation: triage call, hands-on look, written diagnosis. Anything else would be guessing with your money.

Pricing visible only after you pick speed and depth

You choose how fast you need us (15 min to next business day) and how deep we should investigate (30 min to 4 hr). Price is a function of those two choices. No mystery tiers, no severity self-classification.

Fix work is a separate, hourly engagement

After diagnosis you get a written scope with hours and total cost. No obligation to proceed. Or pre-commit a 4-hour fix block upfront for a 15% bundle discount, with a top-up quote if it runs longer.

Senior engineers only, no tier 1

Every responder has shipped production systems for at least seven years. The first human you talk to is the one with hands on the keyboard. No script-reading rep, no internal handoff, no triage queue.

STEP 1

Triage call

Your intake lands on a senior engineer’s screen before the call connects. We open the call, read back what we understand so you can correct fast, and confirm the symptoms match the category you picked.

STEP 2

Investigate

We work the issue hands-on for the block you chose. 30 min for quick triage and a recommendation. 60 min to diagnose plus an initial fix attempt. 2 hr or 4 hr if you want us to keep going on more complex problems.

STEP 3

Diagnose in writing

End of the engagement you get a written diagnosis: what we observed, what we believe is causing it, the confidence level on that conclusion, and what the fix involves. Plain language, not vendor jargon.

STEP 4

Fix, with a transparent quote

Either we send a written scope and price for the fix work, or - if you bundled upfront - we move directly into the bundled fix hours. If the fix turns out to need more time than the bundle covers, we send a top-up quote before continuing. No surprise invoices.

$250/hr
fix-work hourly rate, disclosed upfront
15%
bundle discount when you pre-commit
7+ yrs
minimum responder seniority
0
tier 1 reps, ever

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